Filter out their fun in IE

In Internet Explorer, you can use the Content Advisor to block sites that your victims tend to visit

regularly – Facebook, Ebay, or Google, for example.

To do this, go to 'Tools | Internet Options | Content' and then click 'Enable'. Now click 'Approved

Sites', enter the domain names to block and hit 'Never' to add them to IE's blocklist.

Swap the speakers

As the Buzzcocks once succinctly observed: noise annoys

 – and it's even more irritating when you can't stop it.

To pull off this brand of hi-jink, simply take your target's

speaker cable and plug it into your PC instead of theirs.

Now anything you play on your PC will come through their speakers,

whether it's novelty pop songs, death metal or an array of silly sound effects.

Freeze the desktop

This trick is as old as computers themselves,

 but people still fall for it hook,

line and sinker.

 All you need to do is take a screenshot of your victim's desktop,

 hide all of their icons and then replace their wallpaper with the screenshot.

Sit back and smirk as

they click repeatedly – but all to no avail.

Folder Lock Without Any Software

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Folder Lock With Password Without Any Software-
Paste the code given below in notepad and 'Save' it as batch file (with extension '.bat').
Any name will do.
Then you see a batch file. Double click on this batch file to create a folder locker.
New folder named 'Locker' would be formed at the same location.
Now bring all the files you want to hide in the 'Locker' folder. Double click on the batch file to lock the folder namely 'Locker'.
If you want to unlock your files,double click the batch file again and you would be prompted for password.
Enter the password and enjoy access to the folder.


if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%==type your password here goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Locker
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End

Stick a Message Into their System Clock

We’ve covered this before, but you can easily stick custom text into the clock that sits in the taskbar—and most people won’t have a clue how to switch it back. Just head into Control Panel –> Region and Language –> Additional Settings –> Time, and change the AM or PM symbols to whatever you want. Or you can read how to do it for Windows 7 or Vista.

Create a Shutdown Shortcut that Looks like a Folder

This one is really simple to do—just create a shortcut to shutdown.exe on the desktop, and then change the icon to a regular folder, so when they double-click the folder to see what it might contain, they get a nice system shutdown notice instead. You can change the shutdown time to really far in the future so they won’t lose any work, but mostly so they get the full benefit of your nerd skills.

shutdown -s -t 1925000 -c “System error: overloaded porn folder”

If they are using XP, the effect is nice and dramatic, and you can even have some fun with the shutdown time… on Windows 7 you won’t be able to show off your geek skills quite as well, but they’ll still see something that will confuse them.

Make the Space Key Write the Word SPACE

Here’s a clever prank for you: Make the victim’s computer actually type the word “SPACE” every time they hit the space bar. They’ll be lost trying to figure out what on earth is going on, and it couldn’t be simpler.
Just create a new AutoHotkey script and drop in the following two lines of code—the first one is to hide the tray icon, and the second sets up the hotkey for replacing the text.

#NoTrayIcon
*Space::Send,SPACE

You’ll probably want to right-click on the script and compile it to an executable before putting it on their computer. I’m not providing a download for this! Just stick it somewhere on their PC, launch it, and watch the fun!
What’s really entertaining is that while I was testing this out, I accidentally pranked myself—my AHK scripts are stored in Dropbox and synced across all my PCs, and I’d forgotten about it on my desktop. Whoops!

How to Change DNS?

Goto

=>Control Panel

=>Network Connection

=>Local Area network

=>TCP/IP

-Right Click Properties

=>Edit DNS now

Internet Shortcuts

Alt+Left Arrow / Backspace :Back page

Alt+Right Arrow :Forward page

Ctrl+T :New Tab

Alt+D :Highlight Text in Address Bar

Make the browser cache go crazy

For causing maximum chaos with minimal effort,

switching the browser's cache directory to the desktop takes some beating.

The result is a victim snowed under with copies of every web page and online image they view.

The setting you need lies in 'Tools | Internet Options | Browsing History | Settings'; click 'Move

Folder', select the desktop and then press 'OK'.

Activate High Contrast Mode (with a Single Hotkey!)

There’s a built-in accessibility option that can be very confusing to somebody who doesn’t know how to turn it off, and it requires only pressing one shortcut key sequence:

Shift + Alt + Printscreen

That’s it. Once you press that key combo, their desktop will get flipped to the high contrast mode—you can press it again to go back to normal. The great thing is that even if their computer is locked, you can enable high contrast with the icon on the lower left corner. On Mac OS X, you can press Ctrl+Opt+Cmd+8 to invert the screen’s colors.

Set the Mouse Pointer to Look Always Busy (to Make Their PC Look Like It’s Hanging)

Nice and simple, but oh so fun! Just head into Control Panel –> Mouse –> Pointers and change the Normal pointer to the busy one. They’ll think their computer is hanging all the time, but it’s really not. For extra fun, you could make the mouse pointers gigantic.

How To Get Android All Paid Apps For Free

Step 1 – First on your Android Device go to Preferred Browser.
Step 2 – In Search Box Type : Black Market Alpha 93 .
Step 3 – Click on the 4shared.com link .
Step 4 – Now find 49.93 Version and Download It .
Step 5 –  While Downloading go to Settings >- Applications and make sure the box is checked for unknown resources if it’s not checked then click on it to to add the green checkmark to it .
Step 6 – Now Blackmarket Should stated downloading.
Step 7 – Now go to Notifications bar and pull down to get the tray and then click on the downloaded black market Alpha .
Note – Don’t Click on it unless the download has been completed.
Step 8 – Install and Open it.
Step 9 – Search all the paid apps in Black Market Alpha which you want and install paid apps for free

How to Get Email ids of your all Facebook Friends

Step 1 – If your facebook account is not connected with Yahoo id then first Create an email id in yahoo and connect your facebook account with yahoo Email Id .

Step 2 -Now Login to Yahoo Mail and then go to the Contacts Tab.

Step 3 – Click on Import Contatcs.

Step 4 – Now Click on Facebook .
Step 5 - In Pop Up You will get Message that Do you want to Share your Contacts with Yahoo ! Click on OK .
Step 6 – Now you will get Message
Step 7 – Thats it ! Click on View imported contacts and See you facebook friends Email Ids

Facebook Chat

Adding Pictures during Chat Session is very Simple.

Just Type Unique id or Username between [[ ]] .

[[unique id or Username ]]

For Example :
For Facebook – [[facebook]]
For Google – [[google]]